If you could understand me

I wish I could express my thoughts the way you’d want me to.

 Then I wouldn’t have to be silent when I really need to talk to you.

 I wish we spoke different languages, so when we speak you would only listen to the sound of my voice and then my words would not seem so trivial.

Headline Factory 3

Authorities are still baffled by the multiple homicide which has occurred at the Royal Court and has claimed the lives of the King, the Queen and the Prince Regent among others. Only one witness has been found, and has been taken in for interrogation.

Headline Factory 2

Man attempts suicide by shooting himself in the head. The survivor is believed to suffer of multiple personality disorder and to be connected to recent urban terrorist attacks known as "Project Mayhem"

Headline Factory 1

Tragedy strikes Verona City as two teenagers from wealthy rival families commit suicide after their love is forbidden.

Why is it the that the less somebody has to say about a matter the more eager they will be to talk?

Ireland is a fairy-tale...with Guiness.

3 luni într-o picătură

Am mers. Am văzut. Am fost fericit.

"I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know."

-Calvin

"He who makes a beast of himselfs gets rid of the pain of being a man."
~ Dr. Johnson

Moving

How should a life fit in a couple of cardboard boxes?

"Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk."

-Tom Waits

Râsete

Nu am mai râs demult. Nu cu poftă. Nu cât să mă doară abdomenul. Vrea să râd.

"Alcohol is the answer... What was the question?"

* The Streets

"Art is working on something 'til you like it- then leaving it that way"

~unknown

"You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

* Dean Martin

"Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days."

* W.C. Fields

"I drink to make other people interesting."

* George Jean Nathan

"Everybody has to believe in something... I believe I'll have another drink."

* W.C. Fields

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."

* Humphrey Bogart

"To alcohol: the cause of --- and solution to --- all of life's problems. "

Homer J. Simpson