"I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know."

-Calvin

"He who makes a beast of himselfs gets rid of the pain of being a man."
~ Dr. Johnson

"Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk."

-Tom Waits

"Alcohol is the answer... What was the question?"

* The Streets

"Art is working on something 'til you like it- then leaving it that way"

~unknown

"You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

* Dean Martin

"Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days."

* W.C. Fields

"I drink to make other people interesting."

* George Jean Nathan

"Everybody has to believe in something... I believe I'll have another drink."

* W.C. Fields

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."

* Humphrey Bogart

"To alcohol: the cause of --- and solution to --- all of life's problems. "

Homer J. Simpson

"The ultimate evil is to leave the company of the living before you die."
-Seneca

„Or, cine își cunoaște clipa de față, până nu devine trecut? Sensul ei total ne apare mai târziu, așa cum mergând pe un drum necunoscut [...] abia uitându-ne în urmă ne dăm seama cât de drept sau de sinuos a fost.”

~Marin Preda

"To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous
as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin."

~Cardinal Bellarmine, 1615, during the trial of Galileo

"Este evident că Dumnezeu era o soluţie şi că nu vom mai găsi niciodată o alta la fel de satisfăcătoare."

~Emil Cioran

Probably one of the most intelligent things I've heard recently

"You can't zip three zips and you can't boing a zap."


~Lotti

" Though lovers be lost love shall not;
And death shall have no dominion. "

~Dylan Thomas

"Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word
itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and
"ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind."

~Jack Handey

"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo,
flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a
beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful
painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk."



~Jack Handey

Trist?

„Noi nu suntem aici ca și turiști ci ca viitori locatari.”

~Bogdan, despre recenta excursie la Londra~